Note to Self... Amish Beards Don't Look Good On Me...

I wanted to see how I looked with an Lincolnesque Amish beard.

Not a good look.

I think it's a cry for help.

Other New Glasses

What do you think?
And over my shoulder, if you look closely, you can see my Ryan monkey. (My nephew and I both got them.)

New Glasses

These are my new glasses, which unfortunately, can't do anything for the vacant and vaguely confused look on my face.

Next Saturday, my other pair of new glasses comes in so you can see me in that, as well.

Update: Changed the picture, because it looks like it was compressed a bit and I suddenly look much more angular.