October 17, 2007
Fear
When I started thinking about it, the issue was fear. Fear of falling, fear of being stuck on the ground, fear of not being able to help myself, fear of embarrassment, etc... It probably didn't help that I didn't have to face it for a couple of day. I was able to avoid work, by pointing out that muscle-relaxants and pain-pills weren't conducive to solid coding practices.
For two days, I slept, watched TV, read and slept some more. I did the stretching exercises that I was supposed to and did some walking. And I took my pain pills, hoping to hoard my last couple of muscle relaxants until I really needed it. Each time I kept the walking to a minimum near the flat.
This morning was tough. I was up for a couple of hours before the alarm, worrying about whether I would be able to make it, whether I'd fall again, etc... When the alarm went off, I sort of shoved the stupidity aside and got going. Pulled on clothes, groaned in pain at parts, sucked down my pills and got moving.
As usual, what I was afraid of was less than the reality. At times my back spasmed, but nothing as bad as it might have been. I walked when I could, stood when I had to, got to work, had breakfast and did my stretching exercises. Now I'm getting back up to speed on the last few days at work.
Oh the joy.
October 13, 2007
My London "Sicko" story
Everything was not pleasant, but dealable and getting better. Until Saturday. It got worse and nothing was making it any better. Getting off the bed almost brought me to my knees. The pain helped make up my mind, I decided that I had to go to the doctor. I got the pullover on, put my stuff in my pockets and reached for the door. A spasm hit and I collapsed.
I couldn't walk. Hell, I couldn't even get to a kneeling position. Five minutes quickly became twenty and the pain hadn't gotten any better. I slowly made my way from my stomach to my back. I could reach my cell, but didn't have anyone to call other than an ambulance. The problem was that they wouldn't be able to get to me, because the front door to the flat was locked.
It took a half hour, but I got shoes on. (Well, Tevas, but let's be generous. At the time, it felt epic.) Then the long slow crawl to the closed door of my bedroom. Stretch, spasm, collapse, repeat. At some point, I realized that if I forced myself not to collapse during the spasm, I'd make slightly better time.
Out in the hall, the slippery wooden floor meant than I made a little better time as a human Swiffer across the floor. About an hour later, I was at the front door to the flat. Unfortunately, there I couldn't reach the lock from the floor. I was going to have to get to my feet. Getting my feet under me didn't work. Pushing my torso up, while trying not to bend my back was not happening. Finally, I got the idea to try to use the corner to get to my knees or my feet, so I could reach the lock. A door to my back didn't work; the door wobbled slightly, which set my back spasming even worse than before. I wormed my way back to a corner, where both were walls. It took forever—false starts where I couldn't get past the pain, then I finally got my legs beneath me and pushed up against the wall and stumbled off of it to stumble toward the door.
By this point, my back was spasming so badly that I had to lean against wall to keep from falling again. I couldn't even lift my arms without agonizing pain. I had come too far to just collapse and have to start all over again. After what felt like forever, I toddled to the door and was able to unlock it. Breathing rapidly to try to keep the pain down, I got the door locked and stumbled down the hall to get outside.
Once I was outside, I dialed 911 to get an ambulance or something. There was no way that I'd be able to make it to a place where I could find a cab; I needed the wall to even stand. I let out a groan and a young girl must have taken that as a dirty bastard moan or something and rushed inside.
In London, 911 doesn't work. I called my cell phone company's customer service line to find that you need to dial 999 here in the UK. I said I needed an ambulance and they redirected me to the ambulance service. They took my information, though I had to tell them my address three times—I can only imagine that my Boston accent must be indecipherable to her.
The wait for the ambulance felt like forever. (Now, anyone that knows me knows that I hate cats and clearly they hate me. A local outdoor cat made a bee-line toward me. Clearly, it's nemesis-sense was tingling and it could tell that I wasn't going to be able to shoo it away. It took this opportunity to rub against me and use my jean-clad leg as a scratching post.)
Finally, the ambulance showed up and the two EMTs helped me inside. At this point, things moved much quicker. It was a rush of taking my vitals, giving me an inhaled analgesic that made me light-headed, giving the EMT my history to expedite my entry into the hospital.
I wasn't in danger of dying. They quickly verified that it wasn't a kidney stone or appendicitis and moved me from emergency to minor wounds/problems. A nurse checked me out and gave me something for pain and told me to walk a bit while they waited for the pain meds to kick in. I don't think I was there for than twenty, thirty minutes on the outside, before I saw a doctor and was treated.
It didn't take him long before he realized that it was back spasm in my lower trapezius and not my spine. He said what I expected: pain meds and muscle relaxants, back exercises to stretch things out. Instead of a prescription, I got handed the pills I need. I had my Sicko moment, when I wondered about payment. There was no cost for the ambulance or the hospital visit. I even got looked at funny, when I asked about that.
The only thing I had to worry about was my cab ride home from the hospital and then the pizza that I ordered, because all my pills needed to be taken with food. At the moment, I'm on the mend and hoping to be mobile in a few more days/weeks.
October 10, 2007
October 4, 2007
Ramadan Is Not An Excuse For Weight Gain
Seriously, I went to the doctor last night to see about getting referred to a sleep study so I can finally get checked for sleep apnea — it's only been what 15 years since an ex said that I would stop breathing in my sleep as I snored. The doctor pointed out that I've put on some weight in the last month. The only thing that made sense is that my co-workers are fasting for Ramadan, because I don't think I've become any more sedentary in the last month or ate anything much more than I usually do. *shrug*
We'll see how well eating less and exercising more work.
And as to the sleep study. There's one place where it can be done in London. Add to that the rise in obesity — which I thought I heard was linked with sleep apnea — and it shouldn't be much of a surprise that they're heavily booked. My appointment is on Dec. 19th.
Also found that I'm getting some tax money back from the UK. (Am I the only one that feels guilty for getting an overpayment back when I'm getting free meds and medical care? That must be either a liberal thing or it has to do with the mindset that says that medical care must be expensive.)
September 20, 2007
September 18, 2007
Now Comes The Time of Decision

Now comes the big question, do I want one enough to get tied to an additional two year commitment and all of the other bits of fine print that I'll have to sign up for to get one of them?
It's £269 for the handset. And the new plans are £35, £45 or £55 per month with unlimited data. All of that seems similar to what I've got now, except with a different handset and no unlimited data. The other bonus is that I'll have access to 7,500 wifi hotspots with a monthly plan. Can you say Starbucks anyone?
It certainly looks really cool and I've enjoyed playing with them in the past.
Hmm...
Dear God, I've become one of those obsessive Mac people.
At least I've got until 9-November to decide.
September 15, 2007
Playing Tourist With Friends
Update: Unfortunately, they're gone. :( Hopefully, I'll get some more sleep tonight, because this week is going to be crazy with some writing classes after and instead of work, as well as all weekend.
September 8, 2007
September 4, 2007
Dyson UK - Dyson Airblade™
Okay, this is the coolest thing I've seen in the office bathroom since one of the senior partners left a dirty magazine in there.
I washed my hand three times, so I could keep playing with it.
September 2, 2007
I've Tasted Heaven....
They're not too bad. Shots don't do much for me, but I did try the buttered rum and garlic shot, which wasn't too bad. It seemed the least nasty of the choices. I can't wait to try to get people to try it when they visit.
August 31, 2007
3:10 to Yuma (Original)

I just saw the original 3:10 to Yuma with Glenn Ford and Van Heflin. I've seen the ads for the remake for several weeks and as soon as I found out that it was a remake, I wanted to see the original. (I'm a nerd that way.)
I have to say I miss the old westerns from that golden age of cowboys. Long sprawling cinematic shots of the stark plains, actors that effortlessly hoped on and off horses in a way that showed how much time they spent on horseback, and the rooftop shootings that remind you the difference a good stunt man can make to a movie.
Glenn Ford was incredible, but that was to be expected. I had never seen him play a heavy before and he played as only he could: principled, direct and absolutely deadly when need be. Van Heflin was a cypher. I had never even heard of him before. He had a fantastic role—a rancher pushed to his limit by drought and forced to go against Ford's character. And Heflin played that to the hilt in a few tense cat and mouse moments that reminded me of some of the brilliance of Infernal Affairs.
I recommend it and look forward to seeing the remake.
August 23, 2007
Black Sheep premiere

It's going to be so baad.
Update: Website. And I recommend this movie. It was nonsensical, silly, and hit absolutely every sheep shagging joke that I've ever heard.
August 19, 2007
Only in London
Who the hell eats this sort of thing for breakfast? (Well, outside of me.)
August 10, 2007
Maxjet
Then I got to the airport after an initial worrying moment, when the terminal that I had been told to go to turned out to be incorrect things have been wonderful. Plenty of room, access to outlets, and free wifi. There's also snacks and beverages, but I haven't sampled them yet. At the moment, I'm blogging, checking my email one last time and then curling up with a book and my podcasts to just relax a bit before sampling what's available.
And from what I was able to find online, it's all business class and not horribly expensive. I may fly them again, if everything onboard is as good as this.
Update: Two things: I can blog with my Palm and everything in the lounge is free. Free, I tell you. Soda, pretzels, water and possibly even the chair massages. Okay, that's not here, but I expect to find it.
Update II: The plane... First, we sat on the tarmac at JFK for about an hour, but I think that's more of JFK than MaxJet. The seats were large and there was about a yard of leg room. Seriously, the guy next to me had to unbuckle to put his book into the pocket behind the seat in front of him. While we were on the ground, the flight attendants came around with canapes to see if we wanted a snack, while we waited.
The food was wonderful. A real glass and real metal flatware rather than the typical airport plastic. For dinner, we started with a mozzarella, tomato and lettuce salad with a nice vinaigrette. The mozzarella wasn't horribly fresh, but it was very good. The fresh hot dinner rolls and chilled butter was nice, but I prefer my butter a little easier to spread. I did make a faux pas with the entree. It was chicken stuffed with goat cheese and herbs served with artichoke spears and peppers. The food was nice, but it was cold. Figuring that it hadn't been cooked, I asked for it to be heated up. The French flight attendant told me that the meal with served cold, but if I would like a hot meal I could have the sea bass or the sirloin instead. Feeling like an idiot, I said I was happy with my chicken.

Our dessert was coffee in a real mug and a cheese and fruit plate.
The entertainment center was a bit lacking. The good was that it was full of movies and TV, as well as having the ability to pause, fast forward, etc... The bad was that it was free standing which made it fairly impossible to use while eating and they were a bit buggy. It took me two or three of them before I got one that reliably worked.
The biggest bonus was that I had room to stretch out and really sleep for most of the night.
The downside is that the plane went to Stansed so it took another 15-20 minutes to get into the City than Heathrow. Not horrible and the queues were large and the trip back home from Liverpool street was an absolute bear — Liverpool was crushingly full and my transit pass had expired, so I had to wait in those horrible lines.
August 9, 2007
NYC Subway — cool addition
August 8, 2007
Clearly, I've been out of the States for too long....
Yeah, I realize a part of that is the welcome to New York, bend over and accept the taxes and the mark up on damned near everything. That that certainly seems like there's something else going on, too.
July 31, 2007
Wait... Not Back to London...
In classic good news/bad news fashion, I'll be busy, but on a different project than expected and I'll be in New York for two weeks. At least it'll be on someone else's dime and I got to show that I'm a team player.
July 27, 2007
Settled into Philly
Today was one of my synchronicity days. I had a hankering for Mexican and walked past El Azteca II Mexican Restaurant. It was really good. Then I happened to walk past a theater that was playing "Sicko". Even better, it happened to be starting, as I walked by. I popped into the theater and enjoyed it immensely. It was really a good, painful, horrible film.
And the coolest thing is that my room is on an actual 13th floor. I love when they do that.
July 26, 2007
Back to the States
Sure, they compensated me well for my time, but that doesn't mean that I want to go through several hours of sitting on my tucus at the airport. I'd be much happier at the hotel in Philly napping in my room or lounging poolside.
July 21, 2007
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
I went to bed last night at a reasonable time. I headed into the city centre this morning to pick up the book and have some breakfast. Happily, a store that I like was in the grips of Potter induced craziness and had the doors opened at 7:30am, so I was able to buy the book earlier than expected. Unfortunately, though the owners were hoping for legions of fans, the store was empty other than two twenty-something clerks chatting to each other at almost 9, when I showed up. I picked up the book, headed over to a cafe for a nice little breakfast. And then headed home to curl up with a book and listen to the radio.
All in all, it's been a nice day. And look, no spoilers to ruin anything for anyone.
July 20, 2007
The Word for the Day — Resistant
This has happened before. And I always find it out to my detriment when the sky opens and the heaven dump a boat load of water on my soggy butt.
The pullover is attractive and made out of hemp and PET (recycled plastic), I was told it was water resistant. I must have heard proof, thinking of the plastic. It was really coming down today when I ran out to get lunch. Once I felt the water running down my back, I knew I have chosen unwisely as they say for today.
Hope everyone else is dry and well.
July 10, 2007
New Camera and New Flat Tour
First off, I got a new camera, a Canon Powershot SD850 IS and it's fantastic.
And because people have asked to see the new flat, here are some pictures:
June 29, 2007
Circling Toward Boston
I got to the airport the requisite three hours before my flight. (Okay, it's two in the UK, but what can I say, I was used to this in New York and in Boston. And I'm a morning person.) Only to find out that the airline overbooked the flight.
Now my first thought was that they had switched to a smaller plane. Because like Jerry Seinfeld, I couldn't understand the concept of a reservation that led to nothing to show for it. Nope, it's still the same plane. Basically, what airlines do is run sophisticated profiling systems that tell them how much to overbook their flight, so that they can fly out with an optimally full aircraft with a minimum of disgruntled passengers.
I was gruntled.
The profile was wrong. Not enough people got off the damned plane.
My 10:55 departure will be leaving at 16:55. The funny thing is that I told my friends that I'd be flying in at 19:40, because I misread which leg of my journey that I was on. I'll actually be flying in at 18:40. (Hopefully, anyway.)
What do I get to show for it? Nine quid worth of coffee vouchers and either $400 in cash or £550 toward my next flight with this airline. I fly enough that I went for the more money. Especially, as I have a year to use it.
Several more hours to kill. Hello, mp3 player and my book. They go nicely with uncomfortable chairs and more overpriced beverages.
(At the moment, I'm settled into the first class/business class internet cafe/business center recharging my electronic devices. Who says being polite and friendly won't get you anywhere in society.)
See everyone soon.
June 19, 2007
New Office
Work moved to our new offices by the Blackfriars tube stop. Coincidentally, much closer to my old apartment. And if we had moved offices months ago as planned, it would have really helped me. But no, I'm not annoyed about it.
The move over the weekend was hellish, but now it's over and the computers are set up and everyone is somewhat happy.
The new office is by the Blackfriars Bridge and here's a great statue of Queen Victoria on our end. Just around the corner is something that I like a little better than good Queen V. The woman with the grecian urn. I expect that she should be pouring water, but that remains to be seen.
June 15, 2007
Mass Rocks!
I'm a single, gay man. I don't even have a boyfriend, never mind someone that I want to share my life with. So for the most part, the marriage equality issue affects me more theoretically than practically at the moment.
What does hit me is the arguments and the bile that some of those that oppose same-sex marriage use to make their case. It's just so damned depressing to hear all of that nastiness again and again. It brings up all of the guilt, alienation that I thought had been put to rest in my life decades ago. I can only imagine what they're doing to some closeted kid that's struggling to come out.
Yesterday, I spent most of the afternoon with a window open to Bay Window's Blogging the Con Con coverage. I rushed home to find out how the vote went down.
I had been reading articles about how people weren't sure how it was going to go. And I'd read articles a few months ago about whether it made political sense to let the vote go to the public, so that Massachusetts would become a money sink in the culture wars which -- supposedly -- would have helped the Democratic party in the 2008 presidential election. Neither of which helped my anxiety level. No one wants to think that their rights could be thrown under the bus to help the greater good.
When I got home and found out how the vote went down, I couldn't believe how good it felt. I like to think I'm an optimist, but I had doubted and had given in to fear. To find out that the Commonwealth had done the right thing, when I was afraid that they wouldn't was a gift without price.
Thank you, Mass. legislators.
Update: Found out that there's a bit in the Mass. constitution that stops people from offering a constitutional amendment without a cooling off period. This would be able to go before the voters before the 2012 election. At best.
June 12, 2007
Best Cubicle Doodad
While I was home, I picked up a Philips Digital Picture Frame that I had my eye on. (I think I got a better deal than the listed price, though.)
I have it sitting on my desk, taking the place of the wall of pictures of friends, family and their kids that had been there before.
I should check to see if Philips will kick some cash back to me. At least three people in my office talked about getting them either for themselves or for gifts after they saw (and played with) mine.
So fire off digital pix, if you think I'd like them in rotation in my cube. (Of course, you know me, that would probably be any pictures of you guys.
June 8, 2007
June 7, 2007
Things I've Seen In The Docklands
A three-mast ship from Sweden. It was only there for a few days while I was there, but it was neat to be able to see it. (Even if I was too cheap to pay to go aboard.)
We've also got the obligatory guy with a kite on a beautiful day.
Lastly, we have rampaging sheep. Seriously, that's got to be cheaper than having to mow the whole field. And it is kind of nice to walk through a field beneath the big towers of Citi-Bank, Lehman Brothers and the like and see sheep. So far, I haven't seen them cavorting, just eating, but I assume that may be happening too.
It is kind of weird to pass crowing roosters on the way to the train in the morning, though.
May 31, 2007
Firmly in Mac Country
At the Apple Store now.
Update: Okay, I did it. It'll be at my brother's house in a week or so and hopefully I can pick it up in 3 weeks when I get back to Boston.
May 30, 2007
Moving Toward the Dark Side

Comments always appreciated.
May 29, 2007
Laptop Dying By Inches
- Screen (within weeks of first getting it back about 7-8 years ago)
- Battery (just a few months ago)
- Internal keyboard (just a few weeks ago)
- Hard-drive (waiting for parts)
Lord only knows what's going to die next.
May 24, 2007
My New Neighbors
Here are some pix of my neighbors that I took last night and this morning.
That's right. I live near cows and goats. There's also foxes and horses. (Though this is London, which has foxes like other cities have wild cats and dogs roaming free.)
May 22, 2007
London Time Adjustment
My last night before I head back to London and suddenly I'm awake and sitting up in bed. I'm wide awake and totally friggin' hostile about it. It took me a moment to realize what the hell was going on. A glance at the clock by the bed confirmed that it was about one in the friggin' morning. If a noise had woken me up, it certainly hadn't been repeated.
Then it hit me. It was six o'clock London time. The time I normally wake up to go to work.
Almost an hour later, I'm still awake. Still pissed off about it.
If nothing changes, I'll go see if there's an all night diner in the area or something.
May 14, 2007
Leavin' on a jet plane....
(And today, the fact of the day is that Leavin' on a Jet Plane was by Peter, Paul and Mary, not the Mamas and the Papas. Their single was California Dreamin'. Sorry.)
Zoom! (Not to be confused with Zoom.)
May 8, 2007
Silly New Gadget

Over the holiday weekend, I picked up a silly little toy - the wifi rabbit. I saw it on ThinkGeek and wanted it instantly, but I held out.
It reads me the headlines from RSS feeds, can play podcasts, can let me know about email, weather, etc... Can play various internet radio stations and it's just so gosh darned cute.
May 4, 2007
Breakfast you can blog about...
CTRL-ALT-DELicious. The Corona-Matic Keyboard Waffle Iron
What do you do with a junked Corona typewriter? If you are designer Chris Dimino, you use it to make breakfast. This beautiful typewriter/waffle iron hybrid looks like it actually works, although if you study the picture you'll see the waffle has been spun 180º for the product shot.
I don't really know what else to say, other than that I really, really want one. And make sure you hit the Gizmodo post, where I found this. Some of the comments are hilarious.
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May 3, 2007
Update on the Flat Situation
The downside is that we need a new boiler or the boiler fixed. The boiler can be fixed on 24-May. (I do not know why everything takes so long in this country. It was weeks before we had broadband switched on in the flat after my flatmate changed providers.)
In other news, I may have found a new flat with my friend, Zeke. Here's a map of where it is. I may be moving there on Saturday. (And our office is moving this weekend as well.)
Don't Mess With London Pigeons
a pigeon flew onto the train. Pecked at some crumbs, walked the length of our train car. And at the next stop, it flew out the open door.
No word on whether it was able to make it's bus connection to get to the zoo.
May 1, 2007
Mayday! May Day!
The hot water heater had been dripping for weeks. I chalked it up to condensation and would blot up the few drops every day. On Saturday, the hot water died. Sunday, I took a cold shower before heading to volleyball and decided that that would be the last time that that happened.
Yesterday, my flatmate let me know that he contacted a plumber. The bad news is that it wouldn't be fixed until Wednesday afternoon. (I got a day pass to a gym last night, so I could take a shower on the way home.)
I thought I was set and looked forward to a wonderfully relaxed evening of an engaging book, maybe some writing, and a podcast or two or a DVD. Au contraire. I got home to a torrent of water splashing out of the hot water heater onto the floor in the kitchen. There was already several inches of water there and it had spread to the living room. There was no knob by the heater, so I pounded on the door to my neighbor's flat. I hoped he'd have an answer as his place was a mirror of ours. No answer.
Upstairs was the only other neighbor that I knew in the building. I lucked out. Not only was she there, but there was a board meeting for the three buildings in the complex. My flatmate was even there. He came downstairs with me, rolling his eyes at my call of a 'flood'.
He opened the door and saw that I had downplayed the problem. The good news is that he knew where the water valve was. And after initially turning off our neighbor's water, was able to turn off the water to our flat. That left us with clean up.
(As an aside, when I buy shoes for work, I tend toward waterproof, warm and comfortable. Usually that means that they aren't very pretty. After last night, I say 'ha!' to the women in my life that are trying to reform me.)
An hour and a half of alternately blotting and wringing four very absorbent towels, we ended with a extremely clean kitchen floor, a damp living room rug, a pile of dry furniture that gave the stacking ghosts in Poltergeist a run for their money and my confirmation that we didn't have a mop.
Brushing your teeth, washing your face or hands with bottled water is just a joy.
I feel more than a little grungy this morning and I'm really looking forward to a shower after work today.
In other news, looking into other flats. Saw a hovel that I could move into immediately: 13' by 18' studio with an incredibly small bathroom and a kitchen that consisted of a mini-microwave, dorm fridge, and four burners — no oven. The bonus was that it was reasonably priced.
April 24, 2007
You Know It's Not Good, When *I'm* An Expert
He's American, his wife is Australian. So the brunch was full of ex-pats of various stripes as well as many locals.
One of the women that I chatted with was from Boston (okay, Winchester). I think the funniest thing was when we were commiserating about what we miss from home. We waxed poetic about Dunkies.
I also got to share some of the knowledge that I picked up about getting local credit cards as well as sending money home via PayPal. I guess I'm getting settled here.
April 16, 2007
Homeland Security Wants TRON
Homeland Security Classified The 1982 Movie Tron 'Sensitive'.
Reports are emerging from members of the movie industry that the Department of Homeland Security has designated the 1982 film TRON as "sensitive", and ordered Walt Disney Studios to turn over all copies of the film in its posession. Retailers are also receiving notices to remove all copies of the film from stock shelves and turn them over to Federal officials. The reports have industry insiders bewildered and outraged.What the hell?
April 11, 2007
WTF?!
I vaguely remember someone shouting and then when I woke up, the flat was silent. Last night, may have been the same, but I'm not sure.
Oh well, I futzed around for an hour. Back to bed to try and wrestle Morpheus into submission.
April 5, 2007
It's Started
Update: That blurry image is Kevin Smith. Sorry for the quality from the upper deck. It was an irreverent, foul-mouthed blast. We learned far more than I really wanted to know about a variety of subjects. As always, Smith was entertaining and hilarious in a four-plus hour Q&A with his fans.
Bad Tech Week - Week Three Redux
Now I just need Palm to be working.
Dans Le Noir — Post-Dinner
To our left, you see one co-worker and her boyfriend and to the right, another.
The four of us settled in at a convenient pub for libations before dinner — it's London, they're on every corner. I, for one, am looking forward to July when London's smoking ban kicks in. Soon, the UK will be smoke free in public buildings.
In time for our reservations, we walked to the restaurant. We found a nearly empty lobby with a maitre de, a bar and a bank of lockers. We were asked to put any of our light creating devices in the lockers: cell phones, blackberries, etc... After a quick toddle to the loo, we were ready to head to our table.
First, we chose which surprise menu we wanted: Red - the full surprise; White - the meat surprise; Blue - the meatless surprise; Green - the vegetarian surprise. Then they asked if we had any allergies. Once that was sorted, a few minutes later we were introduced to our blind waiter. (All the servers at Dans Le Noir are all blind.) He had each of us put our right hand on the shoulder of the person in front of us and then led us down a dark hallway through thick curtains, under a blast of hot air, and into a dark room.
It was pitch black. The only light was a luminous watch face that one of us had forgotten. At this point, I felt more than a little silly wearing my glasses in the dark.
Our server was very solicitious to make sure that all of us weren't too badly discomfited by the transition. Then he led us to our table. The women on one side, the men on the other. It was a long table, though narrow and we sat close to one another. The table settings was utilitarian: a tall blocky glass, a shorter blocky glass, a heavy fork, a heavy knife, and a napkin.
It was very disconcerting. I couldn't tell what the others were doing, but myself, I was busy familiarizing myself with what was there. Almost as soon as I had explored my little area, the server was back with our glasses of champagne (again, in small blocky glasses), a bottle of water and two bottles of wine, as well as the bread. There was no butter, which I was kind of glad for because with the bottles and glasses that I, at least, was feeling a little overwhelmed.
The bread was fantastic. Crusty, warm and flavorful.
The others were talking about a musty smell in the room, but with my allergies I could barely smell the bread. We chatted to try to keep everyone relaxed in the dark. Those of us on the ends stretched our arms to see how far the table went. My side stretched at least two seats farther, but the gentleman on my right was at the corner of his part of the table. There was another couple (or group) in the dark with us — they weren't at our table, but often when we were chatting among ourselves we couldn't hear them.
The starters were interesting. Some of our party chose to eat with their fingers, trusting that things would be easier that way. I used my fork that often it would come to my mouth empty. Our table was punctuated by surprised exclamations of taste and texture. "Ooh, I had bits of sausage." "There's hummus in mine." "Rocket." (We call it arugula.)
Mine had a big piece of fish that I later found out was herring. (Proving that their definition of no meat is much like mine, as expected.)
Nerd that I am, I was careful to put my fork on the left and the knife on my right, so that I could find everything with a minimum of fumbling.
Our server came by to collect our starter plates, which I am proud to say I got mine to him without a problem. I was also able to pour my water without splashing it all over the table (granted, I only poured a couple of glug glugs into the glass and I had my finger in there to make sure I had a gap at the top of the glass).
Then came out entrees. Again, we played the I wonder what we're eating game. The food was fantastic. My meal had bits of prawn, potatoes and veg in a sauce. The chef was able to do something interesting with presentation, so that it was all small and bite sized. I would have loved to see what it looked like.
Around this point, I had my big faux pas of the evening. I poured myself some water and was surprised to find that I'd accidentally poured wine. I finished my glass and wasn't too thrilled about it. I explained what happened to the table to chuckles. This was quickly followed by the co-worker sitting across the table wondering where her wine glass was. Happily, I read enough mystery fiction to jump in and figure that one out by myself.
When the server came back, we all decided to add dessert. It was some sort of creamy, cold and warm dessert with bananas and a crispy shell. Very good.
For me, the main shock was when we got outside and found the price. For four people, a three-course meal, two bottles of wine, one bottle of still water, and four glasses of champagne was £240 (without gratuity). I thought that was a little excessive. I think the three course meal without drinks was £37 or so, so clearly the wine and champagne picked was better than a non-drinker is used to.
Even with price as a consideration, I definitely recommend it as an interesting dining option.
April 4, 2007
Celebrity Spotting In London
In London, I've seen two:
Dexter Fletcher from a few of my favorite UK flicks: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Layer Cake.
Last night, I saw Kevin Smith, who was in town for a couple of shows. He's shorter than I thought and personally, I think it was way too cold to be wearing shorts beneath his long "Silent Bob" coat.
Bad Tech - Week Three
April 2, 2007
Woo! Bank Holiday Weekend
Not sure what I'm going to do, but I'm hoping to embrace one of the seven deadly sins and sloth out for at least one of the days.
Leading up to it should be a lot of fun: Tue, going to see 300 with a friend; Wed, going to Dans le Noir with some co-workers; and Thu, going to see Kevin Smith.
Fri, will probably be slugging out in a big way.
I'm all excited this week.
March 28, 2007
Bad Tech - Week Two
I bought my replacement internal keyboard from Dell instead of getting it from the States, because I had been told by the tech support people that they had it on site. The woman in Sales swore up and down she'd expedite things.
Then I get an email saying that my order is delayed and I should get it on April 2.
Woo!
Last night, the stylus on my Palm LifeDrive disappeared somewhere on the tube home. One of the unusual features of these styli is that they have a spring and pop up when pressed down. Esthetically, it looks neat. (There is a downside when stuffing your hand in your pocket on the train, though.)
So I went to the Palm site this morning. Unfortunately, they no longer sell LifeDrive accessories on their site. They were able to bounce me to a couple of sites that still sold accessories. I tried the first one. They sold me the product. Later, I found out that they didn't have the product and would have to order it. It won't arrive until next Friday — April 6 or so.
On the other hand, the Sales guy was pleasant and local rather than being in a call center, so I was willing to stay with a local business and keep my order.
Still going to whine about it, though.
Update: AIGH! Dell just delayed my keyboard again. Now they don't have it in stock and I have to wait another three or four days. I called them and they said they have to order the keyboards special. And if I get a UK keyboard. That'll take three to five days. (Because obviously, they don't have one of those keyboards as well. I guess.)
March 23, 2007
Andy Barker, PI
I'm a big fan of Andy Richter and heard lots of good things about "Andy Barker, PI". The mix of hard boiled accounting and slapstick detective stories is enough to make me giggle. It was even better, when I heard an interview on WHYY's Fresh Air with Andy Richter about the show. He considers the show a Quinn Martin comedy.
Sadly, that sounds right up my alley.
March 21, 2007
Bad Tech Week
I come into work on Monday and find that my mouse — brought here from the States died. It would click, but not move. No amount of cleaning the ball or loading the driver would help. It was a wonderful mouse: thumb roll bar, three buttons and a scroll wheel. My carpal-tunnel loved the damned thing.
Even better, I can't find one here. I'll look in other stories over the weekend, but I ran around to four places on Monday at lunch and couldn't find one. I have to make do with something less useful, proving again that The Man is out to get me.
My laptop's keyboard went nuts. The ';/:' key didn't work when I pressed it, but would randomly spray them throughout anything I was typing — usernames, passwords, text — clearly nothing that a few extra semi-colons would affect adversely. I tried the can o' air and prying the key up to clean out the goop. Didn't help. I tried reloading the driver. Didn't help. I checked the other keys and found that the '[/{' key was odd, too. The [ would come out, but the { wouldn't: which implied that it wasn't physical.
Dell tech support was very helpful. They sent instructions on how to replace the keyboard and told me the part number that I need. (And if I was in the States, it would be especially useful to me.)
Dell's parts number was less helpful. Before you could get a quote, you had to open a new sales account and they couldn't use your old sales account to do this. AIGH! Then they couldn't send me a US keyboard, because I was in the UK. Happily, I only needed to be indignant for a little while to get that one sorted.
End result I should have my new keyboard soon. I just hope that it takes care of the damned problem.
Update: Followed the instructions to remove the laptop's internal keyboard, blew out the dust and checked the connections, before reconnecting it — no difference.
March 19, 2007
TMNT - Review
It was certainly cute and a movie built for kids. The computer animation was reminiscent of Pixar's "The Incredibles". I hadn't seen the trailers, but I had thought that it would be darker based more on the original Eastman and Laird work than the cartoons and previous movies. They played it fairly straight with cartoon violence and martial arts mayhem, but it was of the bloodless kid friendly sort.
That's not to say that there were characters and situations that could scare the hell out of children. Some of the secondary villains, etc... were serious SOBs.
The jokes ranged from adult to childish, but as usual in today's animated fare, nothing that reached to the peaks of the best of Chuck Jones or Jay Ward.
It was a pleasant romp, largely kid-safe and certainly worth the price of a matinee showing. (I don't think it was worth the price of the additional popcorn, but I'm a harsh judge, I guess.)
March 16, 2007
Odd Sights That Make You Pause
March 7, 2007
You Miss Everything Good, When You Sleep...
This was posted at 7:58p EST (2:58am here). I got the message at 8am GMT (5 hours later) or so and tried to buy a ticket. They were all sold out.
Damn rabid fans.
Update: Woo! They added another show and I scored a ticket to the next one. I'm going on 5-Apr. Will post more after the event.
March 2, 2007
Note to Self... Amish Beards Don't Look Good On Me...
I wanted to see how I looked with an Lincolnesque Amish beard.
Not a good look.
I think it's a cry for help.
March 1, 2007
Dexter
A couple of my friends had told me how good it was, but it wasn't until I was able to see a few of the episodes that I fell in love. The producers, writers and directors had a difficult act with this show. They had to show a psychopath as sympathetic and managed to pull it off. They took the characters and plots from two books and both stayed close to the cannon and expanded it for dramatic purposes thanks to a stellar cast.
The first thing that they did was throw out the standard view of compacting things down. They took the story of the first book and stretched it. They kept the wonderful scenes and inventions from the book and gave us more of the day to day in between scenes from the book. Secondly, they decided to fluff up the secondary characters that were given short shrift in the books where the main attention is rightfully on Dexter himself. With flashbacks to Dexter's foster-father, Harry, and his interactions with the younger Dexter (with his horrible haircuts), they have given even more depth to young Dexter, so that we can see how he came to be what he is today and how the lessons have strengthened him.
While this isn't an ensemble series, such as "Lost" or "Six Feet Under", the juicier secondary roles have gotten a handful of good actors that bring the series up to be something special.
I just wish that broadcast TV would learn that lesson. Personally, I'm getting sick and tired of all the best shows being on cable.
That said, I recommend this show highly.
February 27, 2007
Update On My Life...
We Export Boston Drivers?
Sometimes however, the familiarity makes you feel at home where you are. For me, that happened over the weekend. I was crossing the street and some jackass turned without blinkers (or, to give them the benefit of the doubt, the signal wasn't visible from the front of the car) and almost ran me down. This was followed by the same waving gesture that you see in Boston. It's half-apology, half-shooing you off their road and it's all selfish belief that they own the road, because they're driving on it.
February 18, 2007
Spam Fritters

At the grocery store this morning, I spotted Spam Fritters in the semi-fresh processed food aisle. They looked awful, but I had to try them. Much in the same way that people try cheese straws and the like, I guess.
I heated up the Spam Fritters (different link) for dinner. I didn't expect much and the pool of grease that had bubbled out of them hadn't helped.
And unfortunately, they tasted pretty much like you expected. The batter was the same sort of fairly tasteless batter used by generic processed fish patties. The spam inside was, well, Spam (tm). I think the only way that Spam has ever tasted good, was when it was fried so that it had the tang of the grill (or the frying pan) on it.
Next, I tried it with a little bit of brown wholegrain mustard. That fritter didn't taste half bad, once it had a tang of mustard to give it a bit of bite and more importantly some sort of flavor.
All in all, I don't think I'll be running out and getting these again, unless I'm having someone over that I don't particularly like.
February 15, 2007
Hot Fuzz

"Hot Fuzz" is absolutely hilarious. Definitely worth full price in a first-run theater.
Parody films are tough. They're usually done one of two ways: the "Epic Movie" route, where the film is a tenuous connection of gags thrown at the screen in the hope that enough jokes would work; the other route, seen in this film is to understand the genre well enough to keep to the tropes, yet still inventive enough to subvert them. Of the later, I felt that "Scream" did a similar job, though that film for all of it's humor, was primarily a horror film, even as it skewered the genre.
This film was clearly a comedy with just enough of a nod to the action movies to check off the various genres involved: the cop movie, the mismatched buddy film, the fish out of water film, and a bit of a mystery.
A brief plot synopsis for anyone interested: Simon Peeg is Nick Angel, London's Metropolitan Police's top cop. Within the first few minutes, he's reassigned to Sandford, an English country village. Once there, he becomes intrigued by a series of curious events that may prove to be foul play. He's partnered with the Chief's oafish son, Danny Butterworth, played by Nick Frost.
February 12, 2007
Culinary Chaos
All of this was tossed into a heated oven and baked.
The good news is that it tasted fantastic. (Sort of a potato heavy frittata taste, though that wasn't really a surprise as with all my favorite ingredients mixed together.) The bad news is that it ended up looking like an omelete left on the stove far too long — slightly burnt. The inside of the loaf wasn't the fluffy egg and veg mix I was hoping for; it was more broken down. Savory and tasty, but not quite what I was expecting.
More food experimentation in the future.
February 7, 2007
What the Hell?!
Clearly this is some nut with a grudge, but still...
Here's a link to the BBC's coverage.
February 5, 2007
Weekends Are Made For Friends
Then I had to clean the apartment, run to the library and the post office (not necessarily in that order), before everyone showed up.

(So far, the only successful game based on a web comic is the Girl Genius game, but I keep hoping to add more to that list.)
This is a fun game, the players play characters from the Order of the Stick (OOTS), as they dungeon dive in pursuit of the Big Bad, Xykon. It's fairly standard: find rooms, beat monsters and pick up loot, skills (or schticks) as you go. The players get to play what monsters the other players will have to face, as well as zapping them with 'Screw You' cards that make them less capable.
All in all, it's simple to pick up, playable and fun. The downside is that it is a very long game. We played the short game and that still took almost six hours. Now granted, that was three players playing for the first time. I'm willing to admit that after the first hour or so, game play got much faster. But it did tend to go on a little long.
January 30, 2007
eclecticism: March of the Sinister Ducks
Oops, I realized that I never put this up last year. Here it is for the people that asked for it.
Idiot in Motion
I've had problems with carpal tunnel in the past, though luckily not bad enough to need surgery. Just bad enough that sometimes I have to wear a brace and sleep with a different brace.
On Sunday, I played volleyball. And served the ball, as I had been taught in High School—which is to hit it with force, underhanded on the heel of my hand. We practiced for three hours or so, so I served the ball repeatedly.
Monday, surprise surprise, my wrist felt like someone had hammered a spike into it. The sad part was that it took me nine, ten hours to put the cause and effect together. I figured it out just before bed and dug my night brace out before going to bed and followed that with some ibuprofen. I don't know if it was one or the other or both, but in the morning, I could probably even have juggled without needing an EMT on standby.
More stupidity is surely to follow...
January 26, 2007
Me and My Big Mouth...
Once he stopped laughing, I was able to get the message for a co-worker in English.
Caffeine Monkey on My Back
I finally broke down and had a Diet Coke with lunch. Here's hoping that the weekend detox will help me. I'm hoping that the only monkeys on my back will be the kids jumping up and down on the Uncle Jungle Gym. (I think I got that from my friend, Al, but I don't see the text on his blog. Must have been an email or something.)
*Yawn*
January 25, 2007
Dresden on iTunes
I'm not sure if I want to do that again. I think I may be happier whining about missing a show I want to watch and catching it on DVD next year.
That said, I liked The Dresden Files. Much like the TV show, Bones, it varies in many major areas from the books that the series is based upon. That said, I think I like it and I think it could stand on it's own well. The main character was easy to look at and the character has a similar mix of hard-boiled and caring to the character of the same name that Butcher has written.
They removed some of the things that I loved about the character in the conversion to the small screen: difficulties with technology, the beloved VW, and the sort of wizard's cave of an apartment. Hell, they even changed Bob, the skull. But I can see why some of these changes had been made and I'm certainly willing to see where they go with this.
January 24, 2007
Fun With Bush
And it won't take anywhere near as long to listen to the damned thing with all the applause breaks.
Snow!

I woke up this morning to a crisp tinge in the air. Glancing out the window on the way to the bathroom, I spotted a surprising whiteness. Confused, I leaned against the window and blinked at the darkness. There was snow on the ground. Not much, but enough to pull a flimsy blanket over garden and cars.
I tried to take pictures on the way to work with my camera phone, but the drizzle in the air and the long shadows managed to defeat the meager light of my phone's flash. You'll have to make do with my description.
At quarter after six, the snow was still mostly pristine, only a single pair of prints marred my path for a block or so until bikes, commuters and luggage crushed the snow to slush. It wasn't much snow by New England standards, but by Old England it was enough for drivers to slow to single digits and for the tube to ground to a halt.
Ah, winter.
Update: Added a picture and a link to a BBC story about it.
January 22, 2007
RadioTimes linking to Randi
I just love how this stuff actually gets a higher profile over here than in the States and wish the States would catch up.
(They also had a link to Stephen Colbert at the Washington Correspondents Dinner last year.)
Made my morning.
January 20, 2007
January 15, 2007
New Glasses
These are my new glasses, which unfortunately, can't do anything for the vacant and vaguely confused look on my face.
Next Saturday, my other pair of new glasses comes in so you can see me in that, as well.
Update: Changed the picture, because it looks like it was compressed a bit and I suddenly look much more angular.
January 12, 2007
More Monkey News!
TSA: Service Animals
But I think the Daily Kos sarcasm is far more important here:
Daily Kos: Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Coke FRIDAY!
Monkey Helpers
· The monkey handler should carry the monkey through the WTMD while the monkey remains on a leash.
· When the handler and monkey go through the WTMD and the WTMD alarms, both the handler and the monkey must undergo additional screening.
· Since monkeys may likely draw attention, the handler will be escorted to the physical inspection area where a table is available for the monkey to sit on. Only the handler will touch or interact with the monkey.
· TSOs have been trained to not touch the monkey during the screening process.
· TSOs will conduct a visual inspection on the monkey and will coach the handler on how to hold the monkey during the visual inspection.
· The inspection process may require that the handler take off the monkey’s diaper as part of the visual inspection.
It's also important to check the monkey's shoes for explosives and make sure they're not on the DHS "No Fly" list. And if your monkey misbehaves, well...be creative.
January 11, 2007
Dresden Files

Yet another reason, why I wish I was home with my ReplayTV:
The Dresden Files on the SciFi Channel.
I am so going to be bugging my friends regularly to find out how this is turning out. :) Expect my calls.
January 6, 2007
Secretive US Government? Where did you get that idea...
Bush Admin Makes White House Visitor Records Disappear(And yes, I did get a word of the day calendar, why do you ask?)
By Paul Kiel - January 5, 2007, 4:43 PMWhat do you do when there are public records showing the details of visits by a corrupt lobbyist and his associates? If you're the Bush White House, you do what you do best: make them disappear!